“A friend’s father once said to me, ‘The best revenge is living well.’ That’s hard to hear if you’re a vendetta-carrying hothead like I am.”
it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”
gpomyself forever basically
what i’m looking for in a man:
- will lend me his hoodies
- good sense of humor
- is a cutie patootie
- will slay my enemies in a brutal display of violence and paint his face with their blood
- good taste in music
Guess the diagnosis: I’m gonna leave this here CT (made festive with colors by yours truly) right here without any further information. If you have a basic knowledge of anatomy, you should get this one.
If a dude ever tells you to shave your pubes because he thinks they’re gross then yeah you should totally shave them and then glue them to his face while he’s sleeping and skip out the damn door
This is funnier than it should be.
Possibly because finding the clitoris is really freaking easy.